ETTAPPAN EXPOSED !!!

Hello Bazookz,
Due to the mere fear that it would be deleted I had to make this post elsewhere. This new blog could be considered as an annexe to 'the-bazookz-gazette' . Have fun reading the brand new series from the ever creative bazookz - "ETTAPPAN'S SWINGING MELODRAMA
( http://ettappan.blogspot.com/ )

You must be kidding Dr Darwin!!!!

As part of our week long celebrations, our research team decided to look at Darwins theory of evolution.. Has there been real evolution??.. Not really... Look pics down

      THEN                                                NOW

    TAPEWORM                         SANDEEP                 
                   

                   STILL.... AN INVERTEBRATE                 

       SURELY, YOU MUST BE KIDDING Dr DARWIN             

RMI WENT BACK SCREAMING !

THE RMI CAME RUNNING........

( They saw karadivel....)

THE RMI WENT BACK SCREAMING.......

WHY THE RMI CAME RUNNING..THE TRUE STORY....

Karadivel : "eeee....I was just trying to burn down the house using a chappathi..
Dont be happy..They stopped me this time..but I am still thinking...
You dont believe me..scroll down...."

Karadivel : Watch out..The Frog man will get back at the Fire man. Late'aa vandhalum loosa varuvaen..

Disclaimer:

All funds collected from this exhibition will go to the Zambian zoo to help them in thier efforts to feed Karadivel.....

When RMI came running..

For the uninitiated, RMI is the name of the management of the place we are currently put up in. Now this RMI hasnt particularly been very understanding to us. Our shower goes to 0 deg or 100 deg and refuses to be at anything in between. Some one probably forgot to teach the entire number system to the shower. We have got quite a few cribbings like this with the RMI and havent been happy with the way they have got things done for us. So one day, all of us see the need to get those RMI junta to come running to our place, like we were kings and it was their sole duty was to serve us. All of us had made the plan.. but not a single word had been uttered..No.. not even a single word.. for what if the walls heard us(BTW.. these are thin walls..that anybody can hear whatever we crap in our house). The plan had been devised after hours of head scratching(did i say that one among us is hydrophobic.. so his scratching is to be interpreted in a very different way).. The Smoke Alarm had been chosen as the decoy.. Now all of us knew what had been chosen.. but no one even showed signs of this upcoming
drama. And the day had beem chosen.. the MLK day.. thats when the RMI ppl could expect to lay happy on their beds.. but they had no idea of what was coming ahead.. With us around atleast.. they must have been a bit careful.. And the chosen one to carry out the task.. Well it goes without saying how much lies ahead and the skills and talent reqd for the person to lead the plan. So the one among us who will get it done had beem unanimously chosen.. Again no words... no glances.. Its the kind of tacit understanding you see when 4 intelligent men are put together... All could see what the other was thinking.. So on this particular day.. the day began as usual.. we woke up late in the afternoon... and the chosen one goes about his normal ways of life. The time had come to get it done now.. The four of us descend down to the hall.. and the chosen one using all his great strategies.. decides to make chapathi. Well his chapathi making spree goes well into an hour.. an hour which the other gentleman who had been walking up and down the stairs like a monkey had prolonged enough for the right time.. So the chosen one meticulously places a chapathi in the pan which had been heated to the right temperature.. and using years of exerience of meticulousing closing the lid.. closes the lid..and walks away as if nothing had happend(all this time..all of us knew what was happening) Minutes later.. the hydrophobic comes and makes public for the first time.. what had been tacitly planned for months now ... the tawa is on smoke..

And.. The RMI came running to our place..

THE END
Now enough of wastimg ur time reading this.. get back to your work..

The CookBook :: How to make delicious "Sambhar"

This is how I experimented and learnt to cook Sambhar and this method works out perfectly fine. I do not wish to patent this, since I do not plan to re-invent the wheel.
Procedure can be altered to fit the user requirements. This is just the source code.

Ingredients:

Toor Dhall 1 Cup
Green Chilles 3
Methi 1/4 t.spoon
Sambhar powder 1 t.spoon or as required
Red chilli powder
Curry leaves
Asafoetida a small pinch
Salt 1 t.spoon or to taste
Cooking Oil 2 t.spoons
Mustard 1/2 t.spoon
Turmeric 1/4 t.spoon
Tamarind paste 2 t.spoons
Vegetables: Onion/Drumstick/Green Pepper/Eggplant/Okra Washed and diced

Procedure:

Cook Toor dhall with extra water (dhall:water::1:2/2.5) and keep it aside.
Cook the vegetables separately. Depending on the vegetable, the cooking time varies.
Add the cooked vegetables to the cooked dhall. Add tamarind paste.
Keep in simmer after it starts boiling.
Add turmeric powder, sambhar powder, salt, asafoetida and red chilli powder (only if required).
Simmer for 10 minutes.
Heat some oil in a pan, splutter mustard, split urad dhall, then add methi, red
chillies, green chillies, curry leaves and keep frying for a few minutes.  Add this to 
the boiling potion.
Fry a few finely chopped small onions and garnish for that unbelievable aroma!
Sambhar is ready for serving.

We're atlast done with the Carters, Shermans and Oniells for a while. What a trouble they've been isnt it? Guys...lets do some real fun stuffs this hols. I've got a plan.We split the work. I look after the PR of 4704. Venky takes care of pantry. Sandeeep does anything he wants other than waking up the neighbours. Palani cleans up the house. Howz't?

CONGRATS!!!

Congrats guys...we took just 3 months to prove that we are authentic public nuisense...chek the letter the babe from westland gardens sent us. Need volunteers to come forward and proudly represent us at the meeting with the RMI manager(some lady!!!).